Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad

me: okay let's do it

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Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

capricorn-libra:

jyu-vi0le-grace:

What

These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.

Wew

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

I’m so ugly

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough